Pop Quiz: Where can you go to find an ecumenical hodgepodge of postmillennial liberal theology, liberation theology, veneration of Mary, strange doctrines of angels, and just about every known 4th-5th-century Christological heresy?
A. A meeting of the World Council of Churches
B. The annual meeting of the Society of Biblical Literature
C. The Church Fathers
D. The CD collection of Christmas Music in my living room
E. All of the Above.
Answer: E. All of the AboveMy wife and I got ourselves a new IPod for Christmas--our first. I know, I know, you're all thinking two things: (1) Wow, is he ever behind the times! and (2) It's not Christmas yet! Unfortunately, I can't do much about the first problem, but I'll explain the latter. Our favorite music of the year is Christmas music, so we graciously allowed ourselves an exemption from the usual rigidity of the "wait until Christmas morning" routine in order to fill the home with the sounds of the season. I had no idea how much of a delight it would be--not just because of the pure, crisp sounds that accompany the absence of any media (tapes, CDs, etc.), but also because of our newfound ability to be selective in the songs we hear from a given album.
Christmas has become, unfortunately, the most ecumenical and syncretistic of all holidays, and nowhere is this trend more glaring than in Christmas music (and I'm just talking about the self-consciously religious variety). The pooled efforts of all the "Christian" denominations and sects, while successfully producing some of the most beautiful of all music, has also given us some very bad theology. Worse, this bad theology has been carefully preserved in a popular form of sacrosanct existentialist traditionalism that one opposes only at great self-peril. (I can already hear the
ad hominem cries of "YOU GRINCH, YOU!!" in the comment section.)
At any rate, I'd like to encourage all who might be reading this today to exercise theological discernment in using this IPod function, and, for those of you who select music in your churches, to persevere in the painstaking but valuable exercise of eliminating verse 2, or verses 3 and 5, or maybe even whole songs from your traditional repertoire, and then replacing them from a very large pool of less familiar, but more orthodox pieces.
Let's work hard this year to close the loophole of theological ecumenism that survives in the form of traditional Christmas music.
MAS